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[23 Mar 2008|02:21pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | NOFX ]

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[13 Mar 2008|08:46pm]
ivka is a good buddy

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Freaking school [16 Nov 2006|10:41pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | AOL radio ]

Fill this out about your SENIOR year of high school! The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be.

1. Who were your best friends?:
ivanna, guys in auto, matt

2.What sports did you play?
none, ever

3. What kind of car did you drive?:
91 cav wagon, 86 mustang, 95 cav

4. It's Friday night, where were you?:
skating, riding, busting shit or on a date with ivanna

5. Were you a partier?:
known for getting a little out of control and smashing things (but no drinking)

6. Were you considered a flirt?:
no

7. Ever skip school?:
often, but still maintained mostly As

8. Were you a nerd?:
no, but i was in a small click

10. Did you get suspended/expelled?:
i rarely got caught, and for stupid shit too

11. Can you sing the fight song?:
i dont even know what that is

12. Who was your favorite teacher?:
mr kovacs

13. Favorite class?:
auto!

14. What was your school's full name?:
Warren Mott HS

15. School mascot?:
I dont even know

16. Did you go to Prom?:
nope

17. If you could go back and do it over, would you?:
yeah, but only if i had my current knowledge

18. What do you remember most about graduation?:
i dont remember it

19. Favorite memory of your Senior Year?:
fucking around in auto / CPC, doing burnouts in the parking lot / drag racing after school / pissing off the security guards

20. Where were you on senior skip day?:
I think i went to cedar point? i dont remember

21. Did you have a job your senior year?
working like 5 hours a week delivering flowers

22. Where did you go most often for lunch?:
T bell!!!!

23. Have you gained weight since then?
about 40 lbs

25. When did you graduate?:
2002

26. Who was your Senior prom date?:
Should have been ivanna

27. Are you going to your 10 year reunion?:
probably

28. Who was your home room teacher?:
I dont remember

29. Who will repost this after you?:
probably ivanna

30. Who was President of your class?:
i didnt even know who it was when i was in school!

How did I blow off school so often and still get As?

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25 TRUCKS, JUST 12 BUCKS! [09 Jan 2006|05:16pm]
[ mood | discontent ]
[ music | bad religion ]

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beh [18 Dec 2005|03:44am]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | Pennywise ]

You scored as Anakin Skywalker.

</td>

Anakin Skywalker

92%

General Grievous

89%

Obi Wan Kenobi

69%

Mace Windu

58%

R2-D2

58%

Yoda

58%

Chewbacca

53%

Emperor Palpatine

53%

Darth Vader

50%

Padme Amidala

50%

Clone Trooper

50%

C-3PO

47%

Which Revenge of the Sith Character are you?
created with QuizFarm.com

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aaaaahhh aaaaahhhhHHHH!!!!!! [28 Sep 2005|06:30pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | cheap sunglasses ]

Im only posting this because its too big to put in a comment on ivkas journal

(X)Pirates of the Caribbean
(X) Boondock Saints
(X) The Mexican
(X) Fight Club
() Starsky and Hutch
(X) The Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
(X) Garden State
() The Princess Bride
() Young Frankenstein
(x) Anchorman
(X) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Saw
() White Noise
() White Oleander
(X) Anger Management
My score in this section: 10
Thus Far: 10

(X) 50 First Dates
(x) Jason X
(X) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(X) Scary Movie
(X) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(X) American Pie
(X) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(X) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
(X) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
() Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
(X) Resident Evil
(X) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
() Little Black Book
My score in this section: 17
Thus Far: 27

(x) The Village
() Donnie Darko
(X) Lilo & Stitch
(X) Finding Nemo
() Finding Neverland
() 13 Ghosts
(X) Signs
(X) How the Grinch Stole Christmas
(x) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
() White Chicks
(x)The Butterfly Effect
() 13 Going on 30
(X) I, Robot
(x) Dodgeball
Universal Soldier
() Lemony Snicket's 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'
() Along Came A Spider
(X) Deep Impact
My score in this section: 10
Thus far: 37

(x) Kingpin
() Never Been Kissed
(X) Meet the Parents
(X) Meet the Fockers
() Eight Crazy Nights
(X) A Cinderella Story
() The Terminal
() The Lizzie McGuire Movie
() Passport to Paris
(X) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumb & Dumberer
(X) Final Destination
(X) Final Destination 2
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
() The Ring 2
(X) Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
() Practical Magic
(X) Chicago
() Ghost Ship
(X) From Hell
(X) Hellboy
() Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
() The Whole Nine Yards
() The Whole Ten Yards
(X) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
() Bride of Chucky
() Ten Things I Hate About You
(X) Just Married
() Gothika
(X) A Nightmare On Elm Street
() Sixteen Candles
(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
() Joy Ride
(X) Seven
(X) Ocean's 11
(X) Ocean's 12
() Identity
My score in this section: 24
Thus far: 61

() Lone Star
(X) Predator
(x) Predator 2
(X) Independence Day
() Cujo
() A Bronx Tale
(X) Darkness Falls
(x) Christine
(X) ET
(x) Children of the Corn
() My Boss' Daughter
() Maid In Manhattan
() Frailty
() Best Bet
(X) How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
(X) She's All That
()Calendar Girls
(X)Sideways
(X) Mars Attacks!
My score in this section: 11
Thus far: 72

() Event Horizon
(X) Ever After
(X) Forrest Gump
(X: Big Trouble In Little China
(X) X-Men
() X2: X-Men United
(X) Catch Me if You Can
(X) The Others
(x) Freaky Friday
() Ring of Fire
(x) The Hot Chick
(X) Swimfan
() Miracle
(X) Old School
(x) Ray
() The Notebook
() K-Pax
My score in this section: 11
Thus far: 83

(X) The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(X) The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(X) The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
() A Walk To Remember
() Boogeyman
() Hitch
(X) The Fifth Element
(X) Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
(X) Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
(X) Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
(X) Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
(X) Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
(X) Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi
() Troop Beverly Hills
() Swimming With Sharks
(X) Air Force One
(x) For Richer or Poorer
(X) Trainspotting
(x) The People Under the Stairs
() Blue Velvet
(x) The Sound of Music
(X) The Parent Trap
() The 'Burbs
(X) The Terminator
(X) Empire Records
(X) SLC Punk
() Meet Joe Black
() Wild Girls
(X) A Clockwork Orange
() The Order
(X) Spider-Man
(X) Spider-Man 2
(X) Amelie
My score in this section: 23
Thus far: 106

() Mean Girls
(X) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
(X) The Incredibles
(x) Collateral
(X) The Fast & the Furious
(X I didn't want to) 2 Fast 2 Furious
() Sky Captian and the World of Tomorrow
(X) Closer
My score in this section: 7
Thus far: 113

(X) Titanic
(X) Saved!
(X) Bowling For Columbine
(X) Fahrenheit 9/11
(X) The Sixth Sense
(X) AI: Artificiial Intelligence
() Love Actually
() Shutter
() Ella Enchanted
() The Princess Diaries
() The Princess Diaries 2
(x) Constantine
(X) Million Dollar Baby
() Envy
() Eurotrip
() Malibu's Most Wanted
(X) Big Daddy
(x) Black Sheep
(x) The Breakfast Club
() West Side Story
My score in this section: 11
Thus far: 124

(X) A Christmas Story
() Spanglish
(X) Pulp Fiction
() Sleepover
() The Evil Dead
() Killer Klowns From Outer Space
() Seed of Chucky
(X) Vanilla Sky
(X) The Nightmare Before Christmas
(X) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
(X) Interview With the Vampire
(X) The Crow
() Purple Rain
(X) Reservoir Dogs
(X) Wayne's World
My score this section: 9
Thus far: 133

(x) Wayne's World 2
(x) 21 Grams
(X) Blow
(X) Edward Scissorhands
() Clerks
(X) Beauty and the Beast
() Guess Who?
() Monster-In-Law
(X) Elf
(X) Stuart Little
() Stuart Little 2
(X) Mallrats
(X) Chasing Amy
(X) Dogma
(X) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
My score this section: 11
Thus far: 144

(X) Beetlejuice
(X) The Last Samuari
(X) The Amityville Horror
(X) The Aviator
(X) Romeo and Juliet
() Barbershop
() Beauty Shop
() Legally Blonde
() Legally Blonde 2
() The Forgotten
() Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen
(x) The Grudge
My score in this section: 6
Total: 150

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turbo [18 Sep 2005|03:30am]
1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
Pimples

2. How much cash do you have on you?
couple hundred

3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
pest

4. Favorite plant?:
aloe plant, because when you break it, it bleeds

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
mario

6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?
eye of the tiger

7. What shirt are you wearing?:
rad racing

8. Do you "label" yourself, could you?
skater i guess

9. Name brand of your shoes currently wearing?:
dvs

1o. Bright or Dark Room?
dark

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
i love her

12. Ever "spilled the beans"?
no

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?:
working in the fucking crx

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say?
Ivka: I miss you

15. Do you ever click on pop-up banners?
i have 2 popup blockers

16. What's a saying that you say a lot?
'well thats a dick in my ass'

17. Who told you they loved you last?
ivka

18. Last furry thing you touched?:
mio my mio

19. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past Three Hours?:
0

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?:
0

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
17 going on 18, the summer before i had to work (spent with ivka)

22. Your worst enemy?:
nobody

23 What is your current desktop picture?
a 85ft tailwhip

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?:
bye

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret?:
are you kidding me? take the regret and shove it up your ass!

SURVEY ..2:
1. what did you eat today?
taco bell with pepsi for breakfast, pizza with cheesebread and meijer cola for lunch, and taco bell with mountain dew for dinner.

2. what was the last cartoon that you watched?
simpsons - lisa's rival

3. where was the last place you drove to?
lisas

4. when was the last time you drank coffee?
when i stayed at some hotel a long time ago. it was mostly sugar and creme to hide the coffee taste.

5. have you had cake recently?
my birthday cake

6. what is your favorite thing to do before you go to bed/what do you normally do before bed?
these questions are getting stupid

7. what was the last thing you bought?
taco bell

8. do you do things around the house?
see #6

9. what is your occupation?
quality test technician

10. what are you going to be for Halloween?
probably a ninja or a pirate or something sweet

11. are you happy that it is almost autumn?
i wish it was summer all the time

12. how many folks on your friends list have you met in person?
everybody i think

13. what is the closest object to you on your right? (besides the mouse)
a powerade cap

14. when was the last time you talked to your mom?
16 years ago

15. do you have any pets? if so, what are they and do they have fun and creative names?
no

16. do you exercise?
everyday

17. how much time do you spend on the computer for recreational use?
more that i would like

18. where are you right now? (home, work, etc)
home.

19. do you play an instrument? if so, what? and if not, what would you like to play?
guitar

20. any pet peeves?
so many that im not going to list. smoking is #1.

21. are you an attention whore?
no

22. what was the last movie you rented?
simpsons season 6

23. do you fart in public and blame it on other people?
i dont blame it on other people

24. do you chew with your mouth open?
i have bad manners

25. are you a calorie counter?
never

26. do you like to eat pickles?
they are ok i guess

27. what type of shampoo do you use?
whatever is in the shower, and if there isnt any, i dont use any

28. bar soap or liquid body wash?
bar

29. would you get married by the "King" in Vegas?
no

30. do you piss on the toilet seat?
i try not to

31. if you could have a farm animal as a pet, which one would you choose?
a baby pig

32. have you ever visited a celebrity's grave site?
no

33. what colour is your toothbrush, if you even HAVE one!!!?!
white and green

34. do you believes in ghosts/spirits/the supernatural?
yeah, but no proof

35. what are your thoughts/feelings on Rodney Dangerfield action figures?
stupidest thing ever

36. What is your favorite Christmas song?
last christmas

37. real or fake tree for the holiday season?
real

38. do you like the word "helicopter?"
i dont know maybe i guess

39. don't you hate it when people use the terms "goth" and "emo?"
no

40. what are your initials?
ELS

41. if you are wearing underwear today, what colour might they be?
plaid

42. what shoes do you wear most often?
skate

43. if you had to choose a sidekick, what would it be/what would you call it/him/her? (i.e. Yogi and BooBoo)
beaner

44. what was the last "injury" you had to wear a band-aid for?
when i sliced my hand open at eSp

45. do you enjoy the music of Michael Jackson?
hell yeah

46. did you read R.L.Stine's FEAR STREET books at any point in your life?
goosebumps

47. would you ever get a genital piercing?
no

48. have you ever been in a car accident?
one with my dad

49. what was your third grade math teacher's name?
mrs lonski

50. what are you going to do after this survey?
go to bed. FUCK

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[11 Sep 2005|12:53pm]
cud·dle ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kdl)
v. cud·dled, cud·dling, cud·dles
v. tr.
To fondle in the arms; hug tenderly. See Synonyms at caress.

v. intr.
1) To nestle; snuggle.
2) grinding of the face while laying down <--

n.
The act of cuddling; a hug or embrace.

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stolen from ivkas journal [05 Sep 2005|10:26pm]
[ mood | depressed ]
[ music | dirty deeds ]

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
HWAHH!!!!!. )

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in a nutshell [20 Aug 2005|04:37am]
how george bush ruined my life in one sentence...

his (and his familys) thirst for money caused all the problems overseas which increased gas prices which in turn, made me sell the only object i've ever loved.

ivka sent me this link and thats what fired this entry
http://goodoldays.ytmnd.com/

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[17 Feb 2005|08:03am]
[ mood | horny ]

so i guess people (ivka and emily) have been commenting on my old journal, i dont know which entries or when because i dont get a notification anymore. its pretty much the sweetest journal ever, i should go back to using it. i honestly dont even know why i created a new one.

i just realized that i could waste alot of time at work typing in my journal. this is what i am doing right now. i just cant wait until im done working 9 hours so i can go to school for another 4! yay! ::shoots self in head::

lets see how tough you are now that i have a bat!

im gonna go eat some donuts.

<3

scarface is my new favorite movie

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another month gone, one more closer to spring [01 Feb 2005|07:35am]
[ mood | depressed ]

what the hell is wrong with me?

One day seems like it has been months.

I must be out of my god_damn mind.

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[10 Aug 2004|06:45pm]
[ mood | loved ]

Eric is the best.
<3

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when my spine is open [05 Jul 2004|04:50pm]
what is the geekiest part of your music collection? I really dont have a music collection. ::checks mp3s:: Warren G!
what do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? Usually I dont raid, but if i eat something late at night, its cereal.
what is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? I used to know it but i totally forgot.
if you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? I think plastic surgery is sick. I wouldnt do it if somebody paid me to.
do you have a completely irrational fear? yes - people.
what is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moment? I change the subject.
do you know anyone famous? im glad that i dont
describe your bed. 2 black thick futons stacked on a folded down futon-couch. 1 really nice down comforter and 1 nasty pillow. bed has never been made. spontaneous or plain? very spontaneous.
do you know how to play poker? I can play that texas one. I forgot what its called, its on ESPN all the time.
what do you carry with you at all times? Usually I carry a couple extra spines and brains in case i may need them.
what do you miss most about being little? my mother.
are you happy with your given name? im happy that its somewhat normal.
how much money would it take to get you to give up internet for 1 year? millions.
what color is your bedroom? dark blue, light blue, gray, white, pink, marble, and over 50% is black.
what was the last song you were listening to? Stairway...
you ever been in a play? ha!
have you ever been in love? yes
you talk a lot? It depends on how much energy I have. Sometimes I dont shut up.
do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? I want to punch them.
do you consider yourself to be a nice person? rarely.
what's one thing you wish you could do but can't? Turndowns not over a hip or out a quarterpipe.
what is your ideal marriage location? Outside.
which musical instrument do you wish you could play? If i wish i could, i would, and i can so i do.
something you love and hate? my bike
what kind of bedding do you use? i dont know what that means :(
do you tell your friends about your sex life? no
what's the one language you want to learn? Japanese and ukrainian.
what do you order at a bar? I usually order a coke or food.
have you ever pierced your body parts? One time i pierced my hand for fun, but nothing else.
do you have tattoos? I wish.
would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted? I dont have to worry about that.
do you drive stick? All of my cars except for 1 have been a stick. Ive had several beaters that were automatic but those dont count.
what's one trait you hate in a person? two-face
what kind of watch(es) do you wear? I use my cell phone as a watch.
do you consider yourself materialistic? no, but Ivka is.
what do you cook the best? pancakes!
favorite writing instrument? .05" mechanical pencil
do you prefer to stand out or blend in? somewhere in between.
do you have anything monogrammed? I dont know what that is either :(
would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? I have before.
what's one car you will never buy? Anything that requires work when I buy it.
what kind of books do you like to read? I dont think I have ever read a book.
if you won the lottery, what would you do? Blow it.
burial or cremation? why the hell would i care? id be dead!
how many online journals do you read regularly? Only Ivka's
what's one thing you're a sore loser at? Pretty much everything.
if you don't like a person, how do you show it? I tell them.
do you cry in front of friends? I cry alone :(
what's one thing you like to do alone? sit and think.
are you a giver or a taker? what are we talking about?
what have you stolen before? im scantless!
how many drinks before you're tipsy? like 2. im a pussy.
do you ever have to beg? for what. what the FUCK.
have you ever done any illegal drugs? no and i never will.
do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? no.
what's the most painful experience you've ever had? Im immune to novacaine and they tried pulling out my wisdom teeth with no gas or other pain treatment.
favorite communication method? Face to face.

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MY MOO [01 May 2004|08:27pm]
[ mood | lonely ]

So I remembered Moo's password and logged into his journal to update it, due to the fact that he hasn't in months and I'm sure you've all been anxious to find out what's been up.

Eric is the best thing that has ever happened to me, and believe me, I've had some nice things happen to me in the past 21 years. :)

Eric went to some car thing (fucked if I know) in Indianapolis, and I miss the shit out of him, even though he's only been gone since yesterday morning.

Eric just called me while I was typing this up. He's having fun, and after spending way too much time with Josh, he's starting to sound just like him, MAN.

Interesting trivia:

Eric is very cuddly.
Eric lets me draw on him with sharpies sometimes.
Eric likes to act like a puppy and chase my cat around (I'm sure it has something to do with "the puppy gene").
Eric is a baller and loves to spend thousands of dollars on himself. Mainly on his 3.5 cars. :)
Eric has a really nice tight yet comfortable butt.
Eric will make the coolest dad in the world.
This one time Eric bought me a real star and named it Ivka.
Eric loves tuna since I introduced him to the good kind.
Eric makes up nicknames for me once every few months.
Eric still makes me blush by being really hot.
Eric loves animals and children.
I have a really cute/sexy dimple on Eric's face. I claimed it.
Eric would've dropped his anthropology class if it wasn't for me, and now he may regret ever taking it because it may bring down his GPA.
Eric has a 4.0 accumulative college GPA. I think. Or at least something close to it.
Eric refuses to dance.
Eric forces me to hug him when I'm upset, which instantly puts me in a better mood.
Eric makes everyone laugh.
Eric is the best. Fo'real. And you know it.

Sincerely,

Ivanna.

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cocaine is a powerful drug [17 Feb 2004|04:23pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | moooo ]

i pretty much gave up on updating my journal. many many things have been going on and i dont even know how to catch up. i have had 2 different jobs, i bought a car, i lost a pet, i gained friends, etc.... i dont want to get into too many details.. 1st of all, i made more in the past 2 days than i have ever made in a WEEK. my base salary is $27,000 PART TIME and i get overtime for anything over 8 hours a day (which i do every day). i bought a honda that has NOS, but now i want to sell it because i <3 the cav. my bird died and i gave away the other one because he was lonely. ivka is the best and i am already sick of typing. aahah!!

i am going to call tuna and then finish my new cd player on the honda. i call it 'the honda'. i dont know why, its a civic, but i call it 'the honda'. FUCK

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CARS FALLIN OFF THE HOIST! [23 Nov 2003|04:58pm]
[ mood | crazy ]
[ music | deep purple ]

complete change of plans.
(im sorry ivka but i have to dedicate the whole entry to my car, i <3 u)
the past few entries were about all this stuff i want to do to my car. i thought i wouldnt even end up doing half the stuff on that list i made, but i went INSANE. i went to ramchargers and spent $1800. i still owe 600 in machine work too. before my engine went, i wish i thought of using my dads engine block for building, to avoid all the down time. i could be driving it right now, its 60 something freakin degrees! yeah so i got my dads mexican block, ordered a high compression stroker kit, and insane cam and other misc high performance parts (including everything in my prior entries + new front wheels). and now my engine is going to have approx 650hp. cool stuff huh? oh yeah, and i love ivka.

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americas for sale [13 Nov 2003|02:16am]
[ music | nocturnal fear ]

kisses or hugs: hugs are better
best cd ever: kill yourself
time you wake: 5:30, 6:45, 9:45
last person you kissed: Clifton
last person you missed: Ivka
kind of car: 1986 Ford Mustang GT, 1995 Chevrolet Cavalier RS
birthday: 1983
music or art: music is better
1st kiss: some slut when i was in 6th grade
favroite band: NOCTURAL FEAR!
last concert: my own
favroite movie: (currently) The Believer
red or pink: blood red
funniest thing ever: Shining the helicopter with a 2m spotlight
inside joke: "WOAHHHH!!!!"
annoying person: Marie
cats or dogs: BEARS!
favroite local band: sf and nocturnal fear
hardcore or mellow: FUCKING HARDCORE BAD ASS
holiday: Cedar point
favroite band as a kid: nirvana
most annoying band: Blink 182
time you were born: ~3am. fuck you.
time you regret: being born
was this worth it: obviously not
favroite number: 6, why 6 you might ask? i have no idea!
floss?: alsmot everyday. except the 4 days in a row i stayed at laurens and didnt brush my teeth at all.
your weight: ~175 pounds
height: exactly 6 feet tall.
love song: would this mean favorite love song? it just says love song: same thing with the last question. death vomit.
right of left: what the fuck does that mean? stupid mother fuckers.
old time band: favorite old time band is fucking SLAYER
this is over: i concur.

i broke my engine. 4 pushrods broken. metal shedding from somewhere. heads are off, block ready to come out. future mods added on to previous future mods list.
306 solid roller high compression
complete rebuild on the shortblock
its gonna be a bad mother fucker
i miss my baib and all my old friends

(3 swallows | suck a dick)

all of my MUG [28 Oct 2003|04:26pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | NOFX - reeko ]

while im being nagged, i thought id update my journal. its been awhile. there are so many things that i want to talk about to kinda remember when i read back but i cant remember them. have you ever seen a whale with a polka dot tail? down by the bayyyyy, where the watermelons growwww, back to my hommmmmme, down by the bay down by the bay!
here are a few facts
-im addicted to redbull
-im also addicted to chocolate
-my mustang is really fast now
-scary movie 3 sucks
-ivanna is really cute
-the gl corners nice
-el drifto machino is sweet as shit
-i like to gamble and win then blow all the money
-i need to sell the cav
-i got a cellphone plan finally
-i cant find my t1 sweatshirt
-i miss clifton, but now i have lauren
-ivanna is hardcore
-cedar point is the shit
-i skip class more than i go
-i play C's xbox alot
-i need a new job or a raise

over the winter i am going to pull my motor and redo the heads. i wasnt really experienced the 1st time so now i will do everything good. i am gonig to mill the heads, get a 3 angle valve job, 2.05/1.62 stainless valves, new valve seals and guides. im gonna get a custom grind nitrous cam and copper total seal head gaskets. i want to get long tube headers too. i have to get a cowl mounted air fuel gauge that plugs into my o2 sensor hole, so i have to get expensive headers, or make my own hole. after i get all that, i will probably spray a 150. a 125 shot guarantees a second off your e/t if used correctly. besides all the motor work, i have rear upper control arms that i still have to put on. i also want to get 31 spline axles, C clip eliminators and a locker, but i will wait til my posi gets blown out or something breaks. after all that stuff i could be running in the 10s. its gonna be one BAD MOTHER FUCKER

(suck a dick)

[06 Oct 2003|12:22pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Elan - I'm in love with IVKA ]

I am here at Eric's house waiting for him to finish working on his mustang. UH OH!!!

ERIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eric's

FUCKL


i hayrte you

(suck a dick)

[03 Oct 2003|05:18pm]
Ivka is a good buddy.
Hot, too.

(1 swallow | suck a dick)

besides going to jail... [19 Sep 2003|03:25pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

all i keep thinking about was when i was a little boy and i brought my lil bird home in a box.

(5 swallows | suck a dick)

one last caress [07 Sep 2003|02:13am]
[ mood | depressed ]
[ music | GO! ]

happy 20 to me. just another day.

since the only gift i got was a blanket from ivka, it made me happy when mario gave me $2 to buy a slurpee and an ice cream sandwich. what a good friend.
but i love my blanket.

(2 swallows | suck a dick)

so beautiful [04 Sep 2003|12:13am]
[ mood | horny ]

i have a very fast/stressful/hard day today. I did so many things that is is crazy like a ninja. i woke up at 7 and went to CIS. i got out just before 10 and ate a moon pie at the cafeteria. Then i went to the bookstore and bought books for 120$. that made me depressed. then i ran over to autozone to see matt and i ended up getting a job (probably). i filled out an app. and the manager called the district and made an immediate interview and put me in the computer and stuff. then i ran home to eat. i had a ham and cheese samich. i then went to the other autozone for my interview. it went on for 2 HOURS. question after question and paperwork after paperwork. i wanted to renew the plate on my motorcycle, but that wasnt happenin'. i got out of autozone and ran to ramchargers to get my NOS jets. i got those and got excited and ran home to put them in. ivka came to see me during that and i didnt get much done because i was LATE FOR WORK. i love her. the NOS is SWEET. i worked from 3-7, it was boring. i worked on like 2 cars. all i wanted to do was to go home and finish the nos. i got home and ate, ivka called, clifton, lisa, adam and curio came over. i got everything done on the nos except the fuel solenoid fitting for the fuel pressure regulator. john called and had a flat tire. here comes eric to the rescue. i went there with a rachet and a jack. his tire wouldnt come off but we got that shit done. when i went to leave, the cav wouldnt start. the starter took a SHIT. i was like MOTHER FUCKER!! he bought me a redbull for coming to save his life. so i finally got the cav started, and i came home and got the fucking starter off and i have to go to autozone tomorrow to get a new one. a HELL of a day, but i got alot of shit done and i have alot of shit to do tomorrow which will probably be a similar day. school, work, fix, other bullshit.. but making sweet love will be added to tomorrows list :0)

(5 swallows | suck a dick)

midnight metal plays alice in chains [01 Aug 2003|12:36am]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | midnight metal ]

i was taking out my trash, and i noticed one of the bags ripped open, and i was like "god damnit!" then i picked it up and a big possum ran out!!! i got scared and ran away. then i was all skechy about taking out the rest of the trash, i thought it was going to attack me. damn you possum, damn you.

so skullfuck has a BIG show coming up, that is if im still in the band :/ .im gonna try and get noctural fear to play with us, which im 99.9% sure they will. they will bring in a LOT of people and it will be sweet as shit.

clifton will be here soon to stay at my house. that will also be cool, and by cool, i mean totally sweet.

Ivka can kill anyone she wants! Ivka cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. She is so crazy and awesome that she flips out ALL the time. I heard that there was this one time someone was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon ivka killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw ivka totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

(2 swallows | suck a dick)

i will probably add to this [27 Jul 2003|12:16am]
[ mood | pissed off ]
[ music | that cant wake up song is stuck in my head ]

for some reason, i was laying in my bed, thinking about the times people have asked me if i have ever been in a real fight. i have always said no, and laying here just now got me thinking. that was complete bullshit. for some reason, i remembered 4 occurances where fighting to hurt badly was in my mind. i cant say that any more. these are all the full truth.

the 1st one was in 5th grade. josh clevenger was picking on me, he was much bigger than i. he managed to take my new leather jacket from me during recess. he was right in front of me, laughing, and i wound up my fist and got some momentum and hit him in the face harder than i have ever hit anything before. he fell to the ground, and stayed there. i stood there for a while, and the lunchlady came and took me away. i only remember being susupended after that, and seeing him after with a bloodshot eye. i still think he remembers that and still hates me for it. i think some time in the later years i apologized to him.

the next time i remember was maybe a little more than a year after that, some time in early middle school. i was friends with jason dillon at the time and his friend chris stole my bike. it was kind of a joke at first. he kept riding it around by me and i was just waiting for him to get close so i could grab him. he knew that he was pissing me off. i grabbed jasons bike and chased after him and he knew then that i was really serious. i grabbed him and threw him off the bike, and i especially remember him saying "do you want to fight or something?" then i remember not saying a word, picking him up, punching him in the face, him punching me in the face, and it ending with a small wrestling match and then me punching him in the face and making him cover his face with both of his hands. i remember riding my bike away, watching him cover up his whole face. then he tried running after me, and i just rode faster because i knew it had ended.

the last 2 i remember the least and they are the most recent. one was kinda stupid. around 10th grade, the whole crew was riding the 14 n dequindre trails. i was being my stupid self, doing normal things. nick had his bike and all his rc cars up there. i kept taking them and jumping the jumps with them, and antogonizing him by taking his bike. i was riding my bike away with his bike being towed by my right arm. he ran up and pushed me off. then for some reason i got up, grabbed his neck, punched him in the face (with my gloves on) then getting him in a headlock. while holding him there, i remember hearing "its on now". then i let go because i realized i was the dumbass that made him mad, and im the dumbass for starting the fight. then he sprung up, threw me on the ground, pinned me and raised his fist like he was going to punch me. then we talked about it and we both kinda wussed out. i wouldnt call this one a REAL fight, because right after we were talking and joking about it.

the last one was in gym class. i remembered this one the other day when i was at taco bell with mario and adam. i saw this kid pull up in his car and i was like "oh yeah!" it was adam joiner. i dont even remember why i pissed him off, but i remember him trying to KILL me. i think it was during soccer in gym class. he was really weak and pathetic and i felt bad for him for trying to beat me up. i remember him coming up to me and trying to wrestle me down and trying to hit and kick me. but i kept pushing him away and pusing him down to the ground as i laughed at him. he eventually gave up. i felt real proud after that one.

oh yeah! one time i was at sweitzers, and we were playing ambush (me vs him and clifton). the both of them ambushed me as i came in the door, and i beat BOTH of their asses at the same time! pussies! actually that was just for fun, but i really did knock them both down and get away. that was so awesome.

i guess sometimes i just snap. shit builds up in me, and eventualy i just go off and end up causing a lot of damamge.

(2 swallows | suck a dick)

come on E, my name is randall, its nice to meet you [17 Jul 2003|11:42pm]
[ mood | creative ]
[ music | lagwagon - edagger ]


thats a picture of my credit card bill, notice the return address. yes i know im stupid.



yeah so im sorry, this is the longest that i havent updated. sometimes i just get this feeling that forces me to go to my journal and update it. i havent gotten that feeling in a while but here iam.

so many things have been going on and i havent been saying anything about them. i threw out my back and was out of work for a week, i just got back from a mini vacation at jaces, which was awesome. i havent been seeing ivka that much and it sucks, but now she is out of school!!! i am probably getting promoted at work to the front shop which = less work and more $, but more hours. its all good though. i have to register for classes too. full time work and full time school! i am crazy!

ivka and i need to go on a vacation together. we dont have any money or alot of time so we are gonna take a mini vacation when the both of us have a day off of work. i want to go back to cedar point and stay the night with her somewhere. i just want to do something cool all day and relax and hold her all night. i love her alot and the more i see her the more i want to be with her and it sucks more when she leaves and ive seen her for the whole day. its hard to explain, you kno what i mean??

i am done now, it will be at least another 2 weeks before i get an urge to update.

(4 swallows | suck a dick)

yay for the doctor [11 Jun 2003|12:54pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | jimmy eat world ]



cool stuff

(3 swallows | suck a dick)

whatever [13 May 2003|09:17pm]
im an asshole

(1 swallow | suck a dick)

i love him [30 Apr 2003|09:32pm]
the party for sat night has been moved to brian donovans house.

30736 Moulin, Warren.

GOd damniT

(1 swallow | suck a dick)

i dont know what this means [30 Apr 2003|08:33pm]
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

(2 swallows | suck a dick)

whatup will [29 Apr 2003|12:17am]
[ mood | drunk ]
[ music | cradle of filth - midian ]

so theres a thing going on at johns this saturday. its for clifton. booze, clifton, skullfuck and booze.

5621 arden, warren

you are beautiful

(3 swallows | suck a dick)

devour your father [24 Apr 2003|02:23pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | skullfuck ]



sweeeet

(suck a dick)

fox 2 news at 5 [20 Apr 2003|11:28pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | BMS ]

I was bored so i decided to say random things to everybody on my buddy list and put their remarks/answers here.

lagfx: i said!!!! VIOLIN!!!!!
kerosinequeen: yeah

lagfx: the gymnasium jacket has a new wheel
AlbesBadBoy: oh yeah?

lagfx: you dont scare me! you and your goons!
Devitalizing: yeah good

lagfx: the ham has glasses
nnutcase: no, it doesn't. It wears colored contacts now
nnutcase: to match its dentures

lagfx: you think you are so bad ass!
BogdansEdict: I do?

lagfx: WOOF WOOF!!!
Morbidsinderella: bitch!!!

lagfx: frogman wants a rematch
DiscipleOfEarth: whaqt?

lagfx: nipple string
Captainibiot: heh

(6 swallows | suck a dick)

damn monks [19 Apr 2003|02:46am]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | cradle of filth - damn monks ]

its awesome when people ask you for your autograph.

its also awesome when you hear this:

"im in a metal band, and your shit is WAY better than ours!"
"i was standing there and just getting this weird sense of fear when i heard your music"
::me walking around people:: "dude, my bad, i was in your way, sorry"
"will you sign this cd for me?"
"WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
the black kid pounding on the stage and was crawling around was awesome.
the one crazy metal dude that stood still banging his head with really long hair the whole time was also awesome

i figured we would have alot of haters, but ive never gotten negative feedback before, not even any nitpicks. skullfuck is sweet. soon we will take over detroit, then michigan, then the world. were gonna skip from michigan to the whole world. yeah!

when i get off work tomorrrow im gonna go visit ivka because we miss eachother, then the band is going to celebrate. im dying and i have to be at work in a phew hours. goodnight.

alot of things in life go the opposite of what you truly think. i think firestone is gonna be crazy busy and its dead, i think a BILLION people are gonna show up to our show and 22 come. its all good though because we played good and got some fans, and $50.

(6 swallows | suck a dick)

this is war [09 Apr 2003|12:39am]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | burzum - war ]

oh my god there is another basement show at johns on saturday. its a basement show, NOT a party, even though it turns into one. i cant believe he said ok. it will be fucking awesome! we just cant let steve bring the 5 oclock.

basement shows are the best! i cant drink anything though, it is a black metal weakness.

i fucking love you guys.

(suck a dick)

the conspiracy is not true [01 Apr 2003|12:21am]
[ mood | hungry ]
[ music | cradle of filth ]


yahoo server sucks so you probably cant see it, but we have hoodeds too. you have to special order them from the website.

we have many many shirts, in all sizes!

go here and check out our stuff!
http://www.angelfire.com/mi4/sf/merchandise.html

or just our site
http://www.angelfire.com/mi4/sf

i think they look bad ass

i love ivka.

(suck a dick)

i am not liking the beer [29 Mar 2003|06:28pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | queens of the stone age ]

Violently Awoken: omg
lagfx: omfg
lagfx: dude
Violently Awoken: dude
lagfx: sup
Violently Awoken: hi
lagfx: hows it goin
Violently Awoken: sweet
lagfx: cool
Violently Awoken: we gotta jam
lagfx: yeah

(1 swallow | suck a dick)

B dog [25 Mar 2003|12:06am]
[ mood | hyper ]
[ music | BURZUM!! ]

Brian -
what the fuck is your address!!

skullfuck show at brians house on friday night! this friday! come everybody. FREE BEER! im me - lagfx (im always on)

(suck a dick)

ecko in the dark [07 Mar 2003|05:33pm]
[ mood | hungry ]
[ music | skullfuck - new song that i made ]

brian thought it would be cool to go to canada to chill at a bar then go to the casino. so whatever, i didnt really wanna go because im a dud. but we went and we were driving around and realized that bars suck and we cant drink anyways. so some lady was standing at a corner and john yelled "wheres the titty bar!!!?!" then she pointed and we were like "cool" so we went there and we were all stoked. nobody was there except us, bartenders, a million strippers and like 3 other dudes. it was free, a coke was $5.75, a lap dance was $15 (brian got one) and you got ALOT for a 1$ tip. we left late and stopped at the casino and it sucked so we left and talked about how awesome legends is. im shy ;-/

(1 swallow | suck a dick)

you must butter the screwdrivers before evacuation [20 Feb 2003|08:43pm]
[ mood | drained ]
[ music | raped by a priest ]

i woke up this morning to robia coming down the stairs. since i was out of it i thought it was ivka from the other days she comes to wake me up. she woke me up and i noticed my lil sore on my back tooth from the other day turned into a swollen infection. so i got dressed and made an emergency appointment to my dentist for 3:30. the company dinner was at 6 so i had to miss it, i had to be at work at 1 so i had to leave early. me and kim ate at taco bell which hurt like hell and then i went in to work. i told jim what was going on and he said i could leave at 3 and miss the dinner. they are probably still having a good time without me right now :0( so i left at 3 and hauled ass to my dentist. he wasnt there so i got some other fat dude. he said i had an infection and the only solution was to take the tooth out. i didnt understand this because my tooth was fine, the swelling and infection was on my GUMS. he pressed on my tooth hoping i would say "eow" but it didnt hurt. i think he gets paid alot of money for removing a tooth. so i said whatever and he attempted to take out my tooth....ATTEMPTED. he juiced me with about a gallon of novacaine and grabbed his trusty SCREWDRIVER. my gums were swollen and they covered my back tooth so he stabbed into it and pried under the "V" of my tooth trying to get it to break loose. this was the most pain i have felt in my entire life. he was using all his strength to pry my tooth out. after 10 min of me biting his finger and grasping the chair like i was frying in an electric chair, he said i have to to the oral surgeon. i just wanted it to break free and be over with. now i have to go through the whole thing again tomorrow unless i pay $250 to get the anesthetic to knock me out. the severe pain did not stop when he stoppped and it still hurts like fuck and im on VK. im high, look like a chimpmunk, have strings of bloody gum floating around in my mouth. ivka brought me ice cream because its the only thing i can eat right now. why do these things always happen to me? where the fuck is john?

(suck a dick)

ripping your head off and eating your throat [16 Feb 2003|11:35pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | SF ]

staying online for long periods time should be the new cool thing to do. it should be a competition. leah was a threat, she was on for 2 days then signed off. im going on 10!

in other news: skullfuck fucking rocks. the new stuff we are making (mostly john) isnt a fast minute of mostly noise but has talent, length and rhythm. wanna play bass?

everybody thinks that things are all messed up between me and ivka. i am confused because nothing has changed. things only get better from day 1, ivka has never been mad at me and i have never been mad at her. we have never heard each other in a loud or mean tone. we havent even ever majorly disagreed on anything. what a stupid bitch!

nnutcase: who are you in love with?!
lagfx: ?
nnutcase: Lagfx: im in love
lagfx: you do not ask dumb question!

(suck a dick)

why did you set the mousepad on fire!!?! [15 Feb 2003|02:15am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | children of bodom ]

I have been online Lagfx for almost 8 days and counting!

(suck a dick)

doo doo [14 Feb 2003|06:00pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | fuck all you shit talkers ]

if you wanna go to 711, go to the one at 14 and ryan. john got one of the "have from the heart" hearts and i wrote SKULLFUCK on it and stuck it on the back wall way up high.

SKULLFUCK gave from the heart!

im horny.

(2 swallows | suck a dick)

sixty six spoons [13 Feb 2003|12:04am]
[ mood | crappy ]
[ music | avril ]

typical conversation with me and john

Violently Awoken: dude
lagfx: sup
Violently Awoken: um
lagfx: yeah
Violently Awoken: i dont know dude
lagfx: sweet

(1 swallow | suck a dick)

body of chirst, body of christ, body of... [08 Feb 2003|07:11pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | why should i care? ]

silence!

i dont know why i never update anymore. im sorry. but sometimes i just get this urge and all of a sudden im updating my journal. i think this has been the longest since i last updated. right now i am eating chicken noodle soup while drinking very cold ice mountain water. i just got out of the shower and im all wet. my hair is now black/blond/blue, looks like fuckin shit. im kinda tired and exhausted from working 12 hours but i have to have skullfuck practice! man we fuckin jam. the name of the new song is "body of christ". i have to make a new pine knob pass because we are going on monday. man i fuckin jam at that too. i think im getting alot better. i miss skateboarding though. i dont have any money right now because i had to buy BC, i cannot afford to go to the damn skatepark. if it wasnt fucking 20 bucks to skate i would go. *slurp*. well i gotta get to johns and shit so i can call ivka and maybe i get to see her too. ::boner:: bi

im too lazy to make this a link so go here if you wanna see new pics of us. we are so cool. i would not suggest downloading any songs because chucks voice sucks. but joe fuckin rocks the drums.
http://www.angelfire.com/mi4/sf

(6 swallows | suck a dick)

you son of a bitch [28 Jan 2003|09:57pm]
[ mood | curious ]
[ music | SKULLFUCK!!! ]

you idiot!
you are stupid!

(suck a dick)

god damn minivan [23 Jan 2003|08:23pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | seether ]

Predict your Sex and Love Life!
http://www.funnyjunk.com/love.php?id=88191


why am i always last to find out about this stuff?

(1 swallow | suck a dick)

[15 Jan 2003|11:10pm]
god damnit

(1 swallow | suck a dick)

i dont know how to use LJ cut [13 Jan 2003|01:55am]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | wrif ]

lagfx: i was trying to explain something to my dad but i couldnt explain it
lagfx: i was talking about my nephew and how i remember him being born and now he is 6
lagfx: and how generations change as you get older and its weird
Violently Awoken: yeah
lagfx: and when he met me, he thought of me as a kid, and so did i, like the same generation
lagfx: and now i go to my brothers and he calls me uncle eric
Violently Awoken: like how you changed or how he is different than youi?
Violently Awoken: cool
lagfx: now i go and hang out with my brother and nephew thinks of me as one of his dads friends
Violently Awoken: yeah
lagfx: not one of the kids like him
lagfx: my dad was totally confused
Violently Awoken: he is 6 now?
lagfx: yeah hes in grade school
lagfx: i was thinking about how i go to alot of poeples houses, and there are kids, and im there to see the adults, and not too long ago it was the opposite
Violently Awoken: yeah
Violently Awoken: thats fucked up
lagfx: i was 6 when my brother got his license, and now i feel like we arent different in age
lagfx: were like the same
lagfx: the age difference is like the same between me and my brother as it is between me and his son
Violently Awoken: yeah
lagfx: and when im my brothers age, ill probably hang out and talk about mustangs with my nephew
Violently Awoken: its like 20 years old to 30 is like the same age
lagfx: yeah
lagfx: my dad has friends that are younder than my brother
Violently Awoken: sweet
lagfx: and im friends with my brother and his friends
Violently Awoken: yeah
Violently Awoken: its weird
lagfx: and i dont feel like my dads friends as like, my dads friends, they are dudes
lagfx: like that dude that was over today
lagfx: like 2 years ago i would be like, thats some dude. tell him to go away
Violently Awoken: cause its like kims sister to me seems really young and stuff but then i know 15 year olds that i see as equal to me
lagfx: right. and when you were in 8th grade you couldnt go out with a 7th grader. but there are several graduated guys going out with 10th graders
Violently Awoken: yeah
lagfx: fucked UP
Violently Awoken: its like once you hit maturity you are set
lagfx: if we hung out with andrea in elementary school, she would be a baby
Violently Awoken: yeah
Violently Awoken: whoa
Violently Awoken: thats messed up
lagfx: too much thinking! ::head explodes::

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